2009

Lucy
♥♥'s kids are going to tidy their rooms. Bring on the black garbage bags ♥♥ Forget the play therapist. I want a beauty therapist to pass the time ♥♥ would rather 'chat' with her friends on fb than watch TV ♥♥ did NOT know you could get fake toe nails! ♥♥ thinks---♥♥---♥♥---she---♥♥---♥♥---will---♥♥---♥♥---marry---♥♥---♥♥---Captain---♥♥---♥♥---Frederick---♥♥---♥♥---Wentworth---♥♥---♥♥--- ♥♥ wonders if fb counts as demonstrated computer literacy for a job application? ♥♥ is rewriting her CV. The old one was written so long ago that Windows won't recognise the program ♥♥ "Do you want to shovel chook poo?". Kathryn Chik: "No, my nose hurts ♥♥ agrees with Sharon Bernays. "Today is a day to embrace your jiggly bits and know that at least you wont die trying to achieve a slightly tighter ass ♥♥ nearly killed the brown chicken crossing the road. It ran out from between parked cars! I think we should call that one 'Death Wish' ♥♥ REALLY wishes all her facebook friends lived on her street ♥♥ reminds her friends and relatives that not everything I write in my status is true ♥♥ is ready. I've emptied half of Warragamba dam into my chook pen and the other half will go in at lunch time. Birds have watermelon, wet soil under the trees and the dogs have been clipped/stripped and they will come inside when it gets HOT. Now all I need to do is work out how to keep myself cool and the arsonists at home all day and we should be okay ♥♥ has a very cute nephew ♥♥ is waiting for the chickens to cross the road. I feel like one of those wildlife photographers on the Serengeti ♥♥ 's dogs go to the groomer more often than she does. Tragic ♥♥ We come together today to offer our nation's apology. To say to you, the Forgotten Australians, and those who were sent to our shores as children without their consent, that we are sorry. Sorry that as children you were taken from your families and placed in institutions where so often you were abused. Sorry for the physical suffering, the emotional starvation and the cold absence of love, of tenderness, of care. ♥♥ thought she heard a burglar. Turns out it was the neighbour's dog chewing noisily on a bone under my open window. Phew... ♥♥ Jo Maz reports that the chickens crossed the road yesterday ♥♥ needs a fake passport and a ticket to Barbados ♥♥ now has a big bell to ring to tell the kids it is time for dinner when they are playing down the street ♥♥ Paper, Scissors, Rock, Lizard, Spock ♥♥ has just heard that the chickens of the Lower Blue Mountains no longer wish for their private business to be reported on facebook ♥♥ has probably calmed down enough to be allowed near sharp instruments again ♥♥ wishes for a greater tommorow where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned ♥♥ just saw a chicken cross the road. Really! Outside the pool. It stopped traffic and everyone was smiling ♥♥ 's idskay reay peakingsay igpay ♥♥ is going to eat herself into a chocolate coma ♥♥ 's kids are riding their bikes in The Dead End ♥♥ is going to worship The Chosen One ♥♥ is going to visit her nephew tomorrow. I am told he has perfected Blue Steel. I guess we won't know if he's an ambiturner for a while though ♥♥ I'll have a Skim-Cafe-Mocha-Vodka-Vallium-Latte in a ceramic mug please ♥♥ thinks there are probably more people than animals that should be signed over for euth. at the RSPCA. Grrr... ♥♥ 's daughter spotted a Channel-billed Cuckoo in our garden today. I taught her how to use Simpson & Day to identify it. I am SUCH a good mother ♥♥ has not taken any photos of her nephew today. Sorry ♥♥ is taking her children to worship The Chosen One ♥♥ Saxon Hunter Bell Mellish 4.12pm 3.515kg. Well done Caroline ♥♥ 's sister won't share the gas. UNFAIR!!! ♥♥ is in the delivery suite. Nothing happening. Just eating all the snacks ♥♥ 's sister is passing the time doing silly fb quizzes. Apparently she will survive on her desert island until someone rescues her. Hope the baby comes before then! ♥♥ hopes to meet The Chosen One tomorrow ♥♥ It's a sign. The Chosen One will be born tomorrow ♥♥ Friday is a designated public holiday in honour of The Chosen One ♥♥ has the *s*p*a*r*k*l*e* pager ♥♥ will be asking for the gas as soon as she gets to the hospital. Why not? It's free! ♥♥ thinks an elephant birth plan will be perfect ♥♥ "Go crack your croll" ♥♥ 's kids are playing backyard footy with the boys next door who climb over the fence to get to our garden. Memories... ♥♥ did not realize that being an Aunty required so much effort. Will I be able to fit in quality time with Ella before the baby comes??? ♥♥ wonders "Do I need to get my hair and nails done in preparation for the birth?". I MUST look good on YouTube ♥♥ thinks fb has made the telephone redundant. Agree? ♥♥ has no life outside fb ♥♥ has not been home alone for four months. Please God give my husband a job! ♥♥ is brought to you today by the letters D and C and the colour Cadbury ♥♥ tries to convince her son that if he wants to be Zoo Keeper he needs to start looking after some animals NOW ♥♥ screens like an Olympic drug tester ♥♥ has been abandoned by her friends and is forced to have coffee with her husband. Defcon 1 ♥♥ loves hearing kids scream as they hoon down our street on their billy cart ♥♥ is feeling the Muzzie love. Thankyou ♥♥ would like to report that her husband used the chain saw today and it appears there were no unintended casualties. Although he tells me he did fall out of a tree! ♥♥ 's husband still hasn't learned that I am ALWAYS right ♥♥ wants a baby dragon ♥♥ "Mum, what are carbon-di-hydrates?". 40yo Mum: "I don't know, ask your father." 9yo boy: "You know, carbon-di-hydrates! Like in food ♥♥ 's husband is frying SPAM for afternoon tea. In some countries this would be considered child abuse. Where are you Rachel? ♥♥ ˙˙˙˙ puɐ 'uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɯ uɹnʇ noʎ 'ʎoq ♥♥ Now is the Winter of our discount tans ♥♥ is sure a baby elephant would cheer her up. Anyone? ♥♥ hums 'Baby Elephant Walk'. Well done Thong Dee and congratulations Katharina and all the Keepers. When is he coming to live at my place? ♥♥ If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight ♥♥ would like you all to know: "That is not my dog barking ♥♥ thinks the toothbrush story is the best thing I've read on fb in months. Really!!! ♥♥ The work experience kid never makes life easier ♥♥ 's husband, in a chain saw massacre, knocked down the flowering gum we planted for our 10th anniversary. I am going to have to spend a LOT on retail therapy to recover from this round of destruction ♥♥ is geekier than 0% of her friends...and 6% of everyone on fb ♥♥ is lawyered up and not admitting anything ♥♥ 's son explained that the Japanese invaded Darling Harbour and the Americans got really angry and dropped two nuclear bombs on Japan and now the Japanese know not to take over Australia ♥♥ gave her neighbour poison for his birthday ♥♥ is the best Godmother in fb land and probably in all the world. And yes, it is a competition ♥♥ God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us (Romans 5:8). It is certainly a VERY Good Friday. Happy Easter fb friends ♥♥ 's son learned about money laundering at school today and has cocaine on his spelling list ♥♥ has finished facestalking and thinks profile photos of people you don't know should be bigger ♥♥ trusts that God rules the world, even when things are bad ♥♥ has a beautifully trained Dalmatian puppy looking for a new home where the hoses aren't already destroyed ♥♥ thinks being a mother is easy when the kids choose to play under the floor ♥♥ "Go Crack Your Croll" ♥♥ is rembering Team Stupid ♥♥ wants her brother back ♥♥ is glad that her friends didn't burn down her hobbit house in the first 5 minutes of being there ♥♥ is staycationing ♥♥ cleans a fridge for her Godson ♥♥ mows the lawn for her Godson