New Kid On The Block

The other morning I nearly ran over a goat in my driveway. I couldn't believe my eyes. He had been hanging around our street the day before and the neighbours had already called the ranger. That afternoon he was there again and my neighbour managed to catch him. Sir Henry took up residence in my chook run. The birds were not impressed and wouldn't leave the shed. The next day the rangers came and took him but they didn't leave without suggesting I should have kept him for a few days to mow the lawn!